Excerpt from "The Caper Went Down As Follows"
"Here's my package. Two years JC at SMC with an AA. Two tours USMC. Police Academy LBC graduating numero 3. Two years Traffic, two years patrol and three years special projects. Special Drug Task Force, Urban Impact Strike Force, and Regional Security Commission. I think that's it."
The Judge turned to me. "Are you satisfied with the officer's credentials?"
"I think he forgot Habitat For Humanity."
"Perhaps we can temporarily dispense with the sarcasm. Please proceed officer."
He clasped his hands behind his back and stood up ramrod straight achieving an increase in height of about a millimeter and then spoke. " The caper went down as follows."
The Judge turned to me. "Are you satisfied with the officer's credentials?"
"I think he forgot Habitat For Humanity."
"Perhaps we can temporarily dispense with the sarcasm. Please proceed officer."
He clasped his hands behind his back and stood up ramrod straight achieving an increase in height of about a millimeter and then spoke. " The caper went down as follows."
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