Appearances Can Be Deceiving

Of course, I’m physically capable of washing my own car, but I had some calls to make so I decided to go to the car wash. I checked in, got my ticket, and then paid the cashier. When I sat down to wait I sensed that they had given me the wrong change. I checked the invoice, and there it was in black and white. The bast**ds gave me a senior’s discount. Oh the humanity.